Rock, Paper, Handjob

Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.

The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008

Paperhanger

A Counterfeiter. Not necessarily an individual who specializes in counterfeit money, but moreover an individual who specializes in screwing an established system due to counterfeit documents.

Back in the 40's my grandfather was one of the nation's largest paperhangers.

by Michael Black May 19, 2006

Paperhands

Commonly known as an individual who sells stonks early in a run while others hold. Enemy of diamondhands.

Dave was a paperhands bitch.

by BoofinStonks June 24, 2021

Paperhands

Someone who sells a token quickly out of fear or small losses instead of holding through volatility.

The paperhands sold on the dip, and the chart sent up right after.

by $URBANDIC January 5, 2026

Nihilist Paperhands

The charming owner of the Stockmarket.com Discord channel. Once a young, poor fella, Nihilist Paperhands worked his way to the blue-ball grade net worth of just six figures. Over the past years, it has been proven that Nihilist Paperhands has paperhandsed over $1.5 million in plays.

Nihilist Paperhands is working illegally in the US.

by nihilisticpaperhands August 12, 2021

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

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