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Paper boy

a term usually used in trading for a pussy who only has experience with paper trading yet still talks like they have years of experience in the real market, and often ends up panic selling to any signal
Person 1: here comes the next sell off
Person 2: sell then paper boy
by cock flinger12 July 8, 2025
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Killer Paper Boy

Someone who eats paper that then kills it and that person is a boy. And after eating the paper that person becomes a piece of paper that is so powerful it can kill anything in its way.
WHOA IT'S KILLER PAPER BOY HE CAN TURN INTO A MONSTER JUST BY EATING PAPER!!!
by Intellegence January 20, 2021
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Paper Boying

When you cum in any paper whether it be a napkin or actual paper and you throw it on someone's lawn preferably someone you don't like or an ex. This is best done when with your gf because it's just creepy alone.
"Me and my gf paper boyed that bitch's house last night"

to get revenge on ur ex you and another girl should go paper boying

" That bitch got the latest addition of the ( You and your gf's name here) times
by The Paper Boy June 20, 2009
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Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
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Paperboy

A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.
Paperboy for SEGA is a classic.
by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004
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Paperboy

A paperboy is that person, (male or female) who goes around talking about what they heard. A gossiper, but are usually giving information to a specific person.
Boy 1: You did hear about what Jenn did in the morning right?

Girl 1: You Girl 2's paperboy now?
by Sleigh Bells October 30, 2014
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paperboy (noun)

Someone who is aloof, or is unaware of their surroundings. Someone who does not know what is going on.
"paperboy (noun)":(playing a video game) "You're shooting at the wrong team you paperboy!"

"paperboy (noun)"(ordering a mixed drink at a beer bar) "Can I get a jack and coke?" Reply: "This is a beer bar, paperboy."
by Houston1 March 4, 2009
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