backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013

Paperback Bitch

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.

Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch

by realtalk_69 May 5, 2012

Paperback writer

Making a song with ONE chord. First attempted by Paul McCartney by the great band The Beatles.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.

by Chicken rider November 20, 2022

Paperback

A very literate Mexican often found in Northern parts of California and Arizona. The term is based off of the racist discriminative word, "Wetback," which is referring to a Mexican.

Dude! You know Hakeem, that black/Mexican kid? He's such a Paperback!! He reads like five books a day!

by Cake Brownie June 17, 2009

Paperback

Soft, halfhearted, flimsy, weak, easy to discard or replace

Those paperback friends of yours arent worth shit.

by Forceone November 21, 2011

paperbackreader

The mother of booktok and hating age gap books, can often be seen on TikTok making funny videos about her reading experience. She is also known as vee on her twitch, FacelessTvhead

Oh yeah! I saw paperbackreaders new video too! It was good!

by Wowza249 September 30, 2021

Paperback

The act of recieving a test with a note that says "See Me After Class". You cannot deny what the teacher desires for you, so of course, you go. Your teacher then proceeds to underdress slowly. Eventually you and your teacher begin to have violent intercourses.

This usually ends in an expulsion for the teacher and student.

-Hey dude, did ya hear the news about Johnny?
-Naw bro, what happened?
-Mr.Jones told him to stay after class, and then gave him a paperback!
-DUDE! Is Johnny okay?

by YOBOIPER December 14, 2010