Papa Smurf

(n. v. adj. adv.) The term used when seemingly no other phrase will do the job.

Dan : So which exit are we taking?
Justin : The one we just passed
Dan : You just papa smurfed us.

by Cindy Lou-Who January 13, 2011

Papa Smurf

When you choke yourself till you're blue and masturbate at the same time.

"Last night i tried a papa smurf and I almost passed out, but then i came"

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

Papa Smurf

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!

Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.

by Big Gman September 24, 2008

Papa Smurf

B.K.A. Calvin G. Carrier II, Born in Beaumont, Tx. President and CEO of Koheba Records

That boy Papa Smurf and them Kohebas was doing it big last nite

by Calvin Carrier May 13, 2006

Papa Smurf

I disagree with everyone. A Papa Smurf is when you're giving to the girl from behind, and similar to the Donkey Punch, you knock them in the back of the head. This causes a knockout, and while passed out, shaving of the pubic hair and a dunk in a blue toilet bowl commences. After placing the pubic hair across her wet, blue face creating a mustache, she has become a smurf, and you're her daddy! haha

Bob pulled a Papa Smurf last night on that heinous bitch.

by Kevin ENG December 13, 2008

Papa smurf

A slang term used for a short weedman

Hey bro do you know anyone I can buy from? My papa smurf never answers my texts.

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!

I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.

by Polar Bear December 5, 2004