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1. German War Tank
2. A Black Toyota T-100 native to morgantown WV. It has no muffler and is known for insanly loud music. The truck will go anywhere and drives as if posessed. The current owner is insane, and some believe the truck was once owned by Satan.
I just caught a glimpse of the Panzer passing in the other lane. I saw flames coming from the pipes.
panzer by seabass February 22, 2005
1. A German World War Two era tank
2. German word meaning armour , cuirass, mail, shell, tank and whippet.
3. Abbreviation of the word panzerfaust. Often used in chat in FPS games that include this anti-tank weapon in their games e.g. Call of Duty, the 'Wolfenstein' series.
See example below:
I hate that panzer. That's like the only I die, through them.

Stupid panzer!!! :@
panzer by Karl Leung December 28, 2005
Military tank that is used for many tank driving companies because of how cheap they are.
I can crush a fucking car for with a Panzer for $500, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Panzer by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021
Panzer is a german word for "tank".

A tank is an armored fighting vehicle that is often used in front-line ground combat.

If you are searching for this you probably are very into war or just finished watching "girls und panzer"
"Enemy ahead!!! Panzer Vor!"
"Nice tank! is that a Panzer IV?"
Panzer by cheyenne89134 March 14, 2021
A very nice tank owned by those national socialist german guys
omg john! look theres a panzerkampfwagen there!!! omgggg

Panzer of the lake 

The most knowledgeable of all beings on earth he would rule the world if only he were able to get out of the lake. he was stuck in WWII when the German tank crew got stuck in a flood and the lake never dried up.
"yo jake, I asked the Panzer of the lake if I would ever get laid"
"Oh cool, what did he say?"
"not in the foreseeable future..."