n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"
"Pancho's Comedy Night."
"Pancho's Comedy Night."
by Elmira17 March 1, 2014
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A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !
by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009
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Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.
'Going to Pankistan'
'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'
'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'
'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.
'Going to Pankistan'
'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'
'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'
'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'
Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'
Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'
Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'
Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'
Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
by Sticky Jam May 30, 2013
Get the Pank mug.No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.
by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018
Get the Panhandle Behavior mug.The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.
I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.
by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010
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