"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.
by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010
Get the Mandatory Sex Party mug.A social event put on by an organization having some form of authority over event attendees where those attendees are generally confronted with the dilemma of attending the social event or facing some generally undesired consequence.
A: "Sorry, but I can't go to the beach with you this weekend. My employer wants us to attend this team-building retreat. If I don't go to the retreat, I'm required to show-up at my workstation and perform my duties."
B: "Oh, so they want you to have some mandatory fun, huh? It's okay!"
B: "Oh, so they want you to have some mandatory fun, huh? It's okay!"
by unindicted.coconspirator April 19, 2016
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A wise Panda God once said: Pandas believe that if you can't reach something, it's not important
In Pandalogy you follow the beliefs in the panda gods and their commandments
10 commandments of the Panda Gods
1. Thou shall always be lazy
2. Thou shall multiply for a panda army
3. Thou shall sleep at least 12 hours a day
4. Thou shall eat at least one bamboo forest a day
5. Thou shall not scream wile being eaten by a Panda God
6. Thou shall not try to reach what you can't reach
7. Thou shall try to evolve to rule mankind
8. Thou shall sleep and eat for 6 days on the 7 day thy shall eat more than thy sleep
9. Thou shall party every day
10.Thou shall be tasty and have blood type THC
The panda gods demand you to keep to these commandments or thy shall be eaten
In Pandalogy you follow the beliefs in the panda gods and their commandments
10 commandments of the Panda Gods
1. Thou shall always be lazy
2. Thou shall multiply for a panda army
3. Thou shall sleep at least 12 hours a day
4. Thou shall eat at least one bamboo forest a day
5. Thou shall not scream wile being eaten by a Panda God
6. Thou shall not try to reach what you can't reach
7. Thou shall try to evolve to rule mankind
8. Thou shall sleep and eat for 6 days on the 7 day thy shall eat more than thy sleep
9. Thou shall party every day
10.Thou shall be tasty and have blood type THC
The panda gods demand you to keep to these commandments or thy shall be eaten
Pandas are large, furry creatures who specialize in the art of being endangered. They have set up an advanced civilization in your back yard complete with tiki bars and large indrustrial companies of no importance whatsoever. Their Religion, Pandalogy is the belief in the Panda Gods.
by Pandafayse August 28, 2010
Get the pandalogy mug.Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.
"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."
by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009
Get the Mandatory sex parties mug.When someone invites you to a birthday/frat/whatever-other- kind-of-party-you-can-think-of party and it turns out to be a sex party. If you refuse to participate, you will arrested. Hence the "mandatory".
Markus: Yo dude, how was that party you went to yesterday?
Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!
Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?
Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!
Allie: Told ya so!
Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!
Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?
Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!
Allie: Told ya so!
by Yourwordinformer January 24, 2011
Get the Mandatory Sex Party mug.Any party that occurs after some sort of population-reducing apocalypse including, but not limited to, 2nd Ice Age, Zombie apocalypse, Nuclear war, or Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.
Allie: The apocalypse has left me with so little to wear to the party tonight!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!
by Monquiis November 28, 2010
Get the Mandatory Sex Party mug.Phrase. Used to describe the splicing, mixing, or overlay of raw recorded audio or video files to create, augment, or twist the narrative of the original event. A re-contextualizing of key words, phrases, or images to influence the opinions of viewers or listeners. Individuals or groups can be targeted using this device, often with malicious intent.
Example: predatory editing is commonly used by Bachelor or Bachelorette series editors to portray certain individuals as "villains" or "good guys" to boost show ratings.
Example: predatory editing is commonly used by Bachelor or Bachelorette series editors to portray certain individuals as "villains" or "good guys" to boost show ratings.
by JonahWebster May 31, 2016
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