Palmerton 

a small town that used for a zinc plant before, founded in 1898. mountain had dead plants from an accident, started replanting. kids are growing up to be either rednecks or go to a vocational school to have a better future. don't judge all as horrible people, not from there but know people who are. visit carbon cti, the number 1 tech school in PA, and you will truly see how smart some palmerton people are.

i know two people from palmerton who go to school with me and are tremendously smart.

Palmerton by funnybitch99 March 3, 2017

palmerton 

A small Pennsylvania town, Populace consisting of Fat, toothless retards. Child molestors,Crack heads,Herion users,and some of the worlds most disqusting hookers. You can find these fine grade "A" palmerton whores on any street corner. and you may wonder where all the men in this town are. Well we found that these fat toothless fagots hide out in a place called the cock haus at the edge of town and suck each others dicks till their throts have formed blisters.And if you graduated from the "300 pound" club of slatington/walnutport.you'll love the "400 club" here.

Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington, So he moved to Palmerton, Within one week he placed a .45 beneth his head to end it all.

palmerton by mattmatt March 23, 2008

Palmerton Health Network 

just like the Lehigh Valley Network are lying sacks of shit and don't actually want thier patients with hearts of gold to breathe. Lose focus quite easily.

Palmerton Health Network just sent me a paper in the mail saying I was approved from a certain corporation, and the corporation sent me a letter saying they needed proof of income or I'm not accepted.

Palmerton Health Network is full of nazi killing syco and jews who are homophobes.

Palmerton Health Network by billygoatvogue May 1, 2010

Palmerton 

A place where insane people live. Insane food. A town with liars and dark people that try to find wierd times to hang out with normal people. Insane things to do. Infested with drugs and losers. Insane talk. Poor tastes. Some kind of wierd compulsiveness and just completely lack self confidense. Kindof like a hobo. They make up places they work or things that they are doing. Are ugly and have deranged looks in their eyes. On top of that they are assholes. The town itself is just sad. They are wierd and scary.

Everyone I have met from Palmerton has lied while they talked to me.

The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."

The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.

Palmerton by europopian September 1, 2009

Palmertonian 

An individual whom hails from Palmerton, PA and has since relocated else where and thinks it's wise idea to ride out a storm, where it is in fact very clearly not the most wise idea. They, the Palmertonian, think this is a wise idea because of the "Real Weatherfolk".

"If you're in Tampa and you are deciding to stay and ride out the storm, you're not an idiot, you're a palmertonian!"

Palmertonian by Fuh-ker September 26, 2022

saw palmetto 

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Scrubby, palm-like bush native to the South Carolina. Widely available dried, ground and put into OTC supplements in capsule form from numerous manufacturers.

Since this herbal product is not regulated by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA), empirical claims or benefits are hard to come by. It may be just a nostrum, but many middle-aged men consider it helpful for prostate function or flow.

Manufacturers' recommended dosages are usually one or two capsules per day. Common formulations include 100 mg per capsule for saw palmetto from the berry portion only, or around 500 mg from the overall plant, sometimes including some berry-only derived saw palmetto and other additives such as pygeum and pumpkin seed.

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"Uncle Jerry says saw palmetto makes him hornier because it works with zinc to increase and improve the flow of prostatic fluid."

"Prostatic fluid?"

"Yes, Kyle, the stuff that makes up about two-thirds of your semen."

"Are you sure it isn't just a nostrum with a placebo effect?"

"Could be, but why would my uncle avoid something that he knows has helped him even if the way it works is merely psychological?"

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saw palmetto by al-in-chgo March 7, 2010