Paleogoogle

Looking something up the old way-in a dictionary.

He had no cell service at the cabin so he had to Paleogoogle it.

by betulaceae August 16, 2017

paleo rock

Paleo Rock is a new music style, in which already existing songs are covered with stoneage instruments and “primitive” screams/chants.
If a music video is available, it usually has to do with zoomer, boomer, chad and so on.

Search: “AC/BC - You shook me all night long” for a good example

“Oi dude, I thought the original version of you shook me all night long from AC/DC was great, but they made a paleo rock cover and it’s even better”

“No way, let me hear”

by Yvel8 September 20, 2020

Paleololi

A character who is really old (usually immortal) but maintains the loli appearance . For example Rachel from BlazBlue, or Shinobu from Bakemonogatari.

"I love the Paleololi Beatrice from Re:Zero, she looks like a loli but she has the personality of a 400 year old"

by Astro Levi April 20, 2019

Paleopabloism

Paleopabloism is a political ideology that based Chad's follow. They believe in traditional values and are Christians.

I used to be gay and ancap, now I'm a based and follow Paleopabloism

by Oogaboogapaleocon April 16, 2021

Paleontology

The study of dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures, digging up dinosaur remains. Digging up a dinosaur skeleton or a fossil as a job.

My uncle digs up dinosaurs and does other paleontology things like finding preserved insects, he's a Paleontologist.

by Reaper 5 December 13, 2008

paleontologist

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.

Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.

by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

Paleo Penis

When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.

Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."

by Jew Aladdin March 6, 2014