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Pager Palsy

A term used to describe the state of mind of a new fireman when his station receives a call and he gets extremely excited and flustered.

In the case of some new firefighters, when the pager alerts the station for a call, they forget how to do everything. Firefighters who might know their job completely loose their mind when and are completely ineffective at anything.
When we got hit for that house fire, Joe's Pager Palsy kicked in bad man! I don't think he could have told you his own name he was so excited!
by Rescue15enginE January 11, 2010
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Paiger

The nickname for paige, because paige isn't long enough for its own nickname; now it sounds like a piece of technology.
"Hey Paiger, let's go to the mall!"
by sydneykaiixox February 22, 2009
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Paigerton

Long nickname for those named "Paige" that also have the love for Weezer's second album, "Pinkerton."
Paigerton only loves old school Weezer.
by peekaycee March 12, 2009
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Pajero

Spanish for "wanker" or "tosser". A man who is known for being a chronic masturbator...and usually proud of it! A Proud Masturbator. Same as Pajillero .
Soy Un Pajero Masivo!
I’m a Massive Wanker!

Tony’s es un Pendejo Pajero
Tony’s a Stupid Masturbator
LOL
by Antonio El Pajero January 3, 2019
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pawgernaut

Dang, one look at her booty and that pawgernaut's eyes lit up like it was his birthday.
by atomandeve May 31, 2011
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pager

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.
I think you need a new battery for your pager.
by David March 6, 2004
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One Pager

A one-pager is essentially a written pitch for your company. It is a simple and short document that gives a high-level overview of a product, service, or a business. It is a modern version of a brochure.

Investors often see your one-pager; as the executive summary of your project. It is at-a-glance a fact sheet summarizing every important point about your business. One pager is used for promoting your business or what you’re offering, your vision and why you stand out from the competition . It is also a presentation used internally when discussing your venture with other partner and investors. When you want to itch your business, most people probably listen half or won’t listen to you at all. Presenting yourself with a bulk of the paper is not going to work in the 21st century. There are many online tools that help to build your startups . You should pick a platform that let’s you keep your one-pager up to date.
by rambknows November 22, 2017
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