Paint the Town White

When you unleash your load on every building in town.

The larger the town, the more points awarded.

It has been discovered that, contrary to popular belief, an overwhelming majority of the city of Detroit is painted white.
1. In his autobiography, Benjamin Franklin indicated that he entered every city with the intent to paint the town white.
by ChucklestheGayKitten July 25, 2014
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Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.
Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!
by The Erection July 02, 2010
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Paint the town white

When something unexpected happens that makes you feel absolutely ecstatic, implying that the event made you so happy that you released your load over the whole neighbourhood.
"My pc is working again dude, I'm about to paint the town white"
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paint the world white

When you are in the presence of whiteout and feel the need to cover everything in it.
Jane: Damn what's Chris doing over the in the corner?
Paige: He decided to paint the world white.
Jane: Who gave him whiteout???
by scienceclassblues February 03, 2011
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paint my teeth white

The desire to give someone a blow job.
I'd let him paint my teeth white.
by specialsoccer March 15, 2011
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painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"
by Hippoguru February 14, 2016
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