pain train

what's gonna put the hurt on ya

the pain train is a-comin'

by conductor September 13, 2005

The Pain Train

The essence of man, the very definition of a power held only by few men. Pain Trains come in mostly one size, big enough to demand respect, not in fear but in absolute awe and recognition of the character that all men strive to become. Pain Trains, are typically funny in most situations, they can be surprisingly quick their feet as well, this also takes bystanders by surprise. Pain Trains also can be seen as mediators in the stressful situations of others. The strange magical tone on the Pains voice can calm even the most flared state of affairs. The romantic portion of a Pain Trains life is still somewhat of a mystery, one night stands are common, but a very new bit of information has been brought to our attention. The sex life of Pain Trains evidently always are always in college parking lots. The Pain Train is still a mystery, but take note, that if you are in the presence of a Pain Train, befriend him, and never throw him under the bus. The Pain Train is also a good chum to have at your side in a fight, because Pain Trains usually have a massively muscular chest and pack a powerful punch. Lastly, Pain Trains are rare, myself I have only met one, but there are more out there, find your Pain Train or be a Pain Train, but remember you must live up to the lifestyle.

College Kid #1- Man last night i was walking through the parking lot, and i swear i saw The Pain Train running train on a girl!!!
College Kid #2- Wow, no way! Jeese man, that girl probably wont walk for a week!
College Kid #1- Ya, your probably right, I also heard that Pain Trains rawdog that shit!
College Kid #2- Dam dude! Gotta love those Pain Trains though.
College Kid #1- Furrsure man, Ill see ya later i gotta go eat some fish.

by jewh8er45 October 20, 2010

paine train

The man who brings the chop chop to the gangbang

Here comes the Paine train guys

by Gillymcfilly May 6, 2016

Riding the pain train

A person who is feeling or who will be in an immense amount of pain. A somatic sensation of acute discomfort.

-Hey dude I just heard that Clay put Icy Hot on his ball sac, he's gonna be riding the pain train in a few minutes.
-Haha what a dumbass.

by C-Russ67 April 29, 2010

pain train toot toot

what every league of legends player thinks and hears when a mech zero sion uses his ultimate ability

and or a shitty friend

guys i heard the pain train toot toot run

by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016

All Aboard The Pain Train

What is heard by one about to sustain a serious beating...said by the conductor of the ass whooping

That twink just cut me off! ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN

by mr.snruB September 7, 2010

Here comes the pain train

When you feel the ground shaking better step to the left.

HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN

by Sosku10 August 9, 2021