Pangkles

The wonderfully painful yet pleasurable act of modifying your body to fit the shape and size of a single pringle, then inserting yourself into a can full of them.

Juan: "Hey, wanna go for a good game of pangkles?"
Brian: "Nah, last time I tried that I got stuck in a sour cream pringles can for 6 days."

by schmeckledorf'd December 21, 2016

pangranised

Withered, gnalred or otherwise deformed in some way.

Brian's prolonged exposure to the reactor core had left him with a severely pangranised head and upper body.

by Ming64 September 14, 2016

Pang-pong

A country way of saying ping-pong

I played Pang-pong on a pang-pong team

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

Jessie Paege

The sweetest, most wholesome meme mom/dad in the whole universe.

Person 1: You know Jessie Paege?
Person 2: Yeah! She's so sweet and positive and funny.

by someone you haven't met November 7, 2018

Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.

Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.

by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019

Pangolin

A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.

"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description

by Prite June 21, 2009

Pangloss

The philosopher in Voltaire's Candide. He believes "All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds." Even as he suffers horribly throughout the book, he stands by this concept. By the end of the book, though, he admits "he asserted it still, but he no longer believed it."

See also: panglossian

Bob thinks there's some good that will come out of him failing his English test. He's such a Pangloss. He can't accept it might just be bad.

by alas poor yorick September 19, 2007