packin' heat

To have a bigger dick than your size suggests.

Mike: Hey man I saw this short old armenian dude buying two boxes of magnums in 7-11 the other day.
Jason: Holy shit, either he's sellin' condoms to the bruthas on the street or he's packin' heat.

by Michael Whalen January 5, 2008

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Doing a girl while wearing a condom covered in Icy Hot.

"Dude, how did you break up with your girlfriend so easy?"

"Last time we fucked I was packin' heat; never heard from her again."

"Pro."

by Dwight Fart Schrute June 1, 2007

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A deal breaker between two people attempting to form a relationship.

To have kids/be a parent
A mom or dad/father or mother
Someone with kids

Friend: Girl, that guy at work is hot!

Other Friend: I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure he's packin' heat.

Person A: I met the most amazing guy the other day, I know we're soul mates for sure.
Person J: Do I know him?
Person A: Yeah it's C from Giant Eagle
Person J: Oh my god, he's packin' serious heat!
Person A: Aw man, forget that!

adjective; to describe someone

by Jessiee February 24, 2013

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Making sure you have a condom with you before going out for a night of drunken debauchery when it is more likely than not that you will end up hooking up with some skeezy rotten-crotch at the end of the night.

Chance: "Yo G. You packin' heat tonight?"

Hunter: "Fo real B. Last weekend I ended up bare backin' that nasty bander-snatch and had to go to the clinic on Monday to get my shit checked. You bet your sweet nuggets I'm packin' heat from now on!"

by TripWire9 June 1, 2010

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