Painus

Abbreviation for "Pain in the Anus"; derived from "Pain in the Ass".

X: goddam Uni is a painus

X: fukin hell your a painus, shut up already

by ChaosDogg June 3, 2005

painus

The discomfort that occurs during the process of eating the anus of a pig.

"I took the first bite and was immediately hit with the most painus I'd ever experienced."

by Zachwashere March 24, 2022

Painus

When a person is being a complete pain in the anus

Eve: blah blah blah
Kitty: My god you're being a total pain in my anus.
Eve: Blah Blah Blah
Kitty: You're such a painus!

by NumberOneKitty January 23, 2008

Painus

An intense pain in and around your anus

Kelly went for a massive bike ride around the lake. When she returned , she hopped of her bike and felt a horrible pain in her and around her anus.

Kelly: "It must have be from the seat"
Scottie: "Sure it was"
Scottie: "That's what we like to call, Painus"

by Mr Rollie June 10, 2008

Painus

A large split in the anus.

Floyd - "Wow I didnt realise you were so big...and rough"

Dad - "sorry about the painus son."

by Sam & Lee May 19, 2008

painu vittuun!

painu vittuun! is same than eng. fuck off!

-hei, ajat kuin ääliö!
-painu vittuun!

-hey, you drive like idiot!
-fuck off!

by matti March 7, 2005

painus in the anus

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.

" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier

by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017