pufferfish

Whoever ate the first pufferfish must have been adventurous. (And most likely died shortly thereafter.) Almost all pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a deadly toxin that is up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. The poison in one pufferfish is enough to wipe out 30 humans, and there’s no known antidote.

P1: what you eating?

P2: pufferfish

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 15, 2019

Pufferfish

When you're eating somebody's ass and they fart in your mouth, causing your cheeks to puff out like a pufferfish.

Carla gave me the pufferfish last night when I was tongue puching her fart box.

by PookumsDot December 3, 2019

Pufferfish

A pufferfish is a person that is considereable larger than the pics that they showed you made them appear. Unlike a catfish it's them in the pictures.

The chick I met on tinder was a pufferfish. She said she had curves but she was 400lbs.

by Dr Buds June 23, 2018

pufferfish

An obnoxious, self-entitled, troll-like person.

Oh no, the pufferfish is tagging along with Kambiz after hiding in his trunk.

by Friggin' genius May 1, 2009

pufferfish

my extremely cute girlfriend, who smokes adorably and looks like a cute little pufferfish.

she smokes like a pufferfish?! lol

by aprils girlfriend June 17, 2009

Pufferfish

Someone who is fat beyond comprehension.

Yo you saw that guy on the scooter, he looked like a Pufferfish.

by YehNameJeff June 28, 2016

pufferfish

A deplorable, and hideously ugly girl with huge lips and puffy cheeks. Also see annoying piece of shit.

Tara...hahahahahhahahahhahaha

by Slash September 16, 2003