ptw

Professional Time Waster.

Acronym used in sales to describe someone who wastes time talking with you, yet never actually buys anything.

Salesman #1 - "You took forever with that customer, did you close the deal?"

Salesman #2 - "Naw, he's a ptw."

by Bota44 September 30, 2007

ptw

Poo The World
Similar to fml

" I forgot to do my homework again. Ptw."

by apanisawesome February 25, 2010

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome)

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013

PTW

PTW is a sort of god in beatmaking area, he’s also a funny, smart, weird, and adorable person. PTW also means pass the weed or play to win which are principal pillars fir being a god of everything.

Omg you’re so PTW today.= You’re a god today.

by Allah alwatan almalek bro October 18, 2020

PTW

(i am only making this because i saw 1 fucking real definition of it) PTW means pay to win and most people use it when someone buys something that is op. (overpowered)

quintivoulisshittlefart : yo thats too op how did you get that
ron: i bought it and why the hell did you make your username that
quintivoulisshittlefart: ptw and dont ask about my username

by poiuqwr February 10, 2023