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/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/
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a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
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/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/
noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
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