ppe

Petite penis energy

It’s like the say, the bigger the truck tire the higher the ppe.

by Morgoth shadow June 25, 2021

PPES

Post Pussy Eating Syndrome, symptoms appearing after extended period of time of pussy eating. They can be characterized by dry mouth and a tickle or irritation of your throat.

Guy: Can you pass me some Ricola?
Girl: Sure. What do you need it for?
Guy: To scratch the itch in my throat.
Girl: Oh, you have a case of PPES!

by globaltrotter May 26, 2009

Lowes’ PPE

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.

Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.

by evn April 21, 2019

Social PPE

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)for those suffering from Haphophobia (the fear of touching).

Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"

Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."

by Esncoosne January 16, 2013

ppe btw

In the flash game, Realm of the Mad God, a ppe is when you start the game with nothing but a pet and work your way up in gear and stats. Ppe btw is a meme which players spam at a attempt at humor.

Person 1: why such shitty gear?
Person 2: ppe btw

by SnowySwag October 14, 2017

PPE

Acronym for Pre Purchase Exam. Used commonly in the equestrian world. Involves a vet looking over a horse and clearing it for whatever purpose the buyer has in mind for it. Typically involves X-rays of the horse's legs and back. Can be more in depth or less, depending on what the buyer's budget and desired purpose for the horse is.

"I love the horse but they don't allow a PPE and I'm not dropping 20k on a horse without one"

"Blaze passed his PPE! All clean x-rays, scoped clean, and trotted off sound in the flexion test"

"Jack failed his PPE. He had a knee chip. It's never bothered him and I had no idea it was there! They didn't want to risk it so I lost the sale"

by bluewillows April 10, 2022

PPE Price

Pandemic/Post Election Pricing.

How much per round?! You out yo god damn mind? Its PPE priced. Take it or leave it.

by Humor U2 February 13, 2021