Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.
Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.
Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.
by AlphaDank November 5, 2019
Get the Poofesure mug.The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
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They sport an ant-like exoskeleton, with human like limbs. They are very skinny, but are usually a foot or more taller than a human of similar age.
They sport an ant-like exoskeleton, with human like limbs. They are very skinny, but are usually a foot or more taller than a human of similar age.
by 2009ends September 21, 2009
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by thc2099 June 14, 2008
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Pooetry
In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon
~The Shithouse Poet
In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon
~The Shithouse Poet
by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008
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