Pomas

Pomas -- affectionately known as "Pomas P. Peranius" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature that scavanges the eastern coast of North America. Many cultures have developed traditional dances as a symbolic method to clense themselves after coming into contact with Pomas. The most distinctive way to identify an anti-pomas dance is to look for the horizontal "V" formed by ones hands in an alternating up and down motion.

** One must be extremely cautious when coming into contact with a Pomas. Proper training for witnessing such a creature may be required.

Hey mikey, get a load of that Pomas over there. Hold on to Jimmy, I heard he eats children.

by PEU (Pomas Educators United) February 17, 2009

Pomaed

The act of getting screwed over by your friend in a game. Usually in the form of being team killed, or getting separated.

Dude I was playing Left4Dead and fucking got pomaed at the witch!

by PoopShootRiot December 5, 2011

Poma

Poma-Cockroach

Look At That Poma On The Counter

by BiG BluNt August 3, 2008

Jessie M Poma

A femboy who is my friend :)

Me: JESSIE M POMA

Jessie: STFU

by KURRRROOOOMMI April 10, 2022

POMA

“Pissing out my asshole”

When your diarrhoea is so fluid that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole

I was so sick after taco bell it was like i was POMA

by Nicola1923declaration February 11, 2023

Poma

To say you’re going to show up somewhere and abandon your bros at the last moment. Typically used when referring to missing a tee time or otherwise leaving your friends stranded

I thought we had a foursome, but I guess he Poma’d us again.

by DirtyShawnchez June 1, 2023

POMA

POMA (PISS OUT MY ASS) is an acronym associated with severe bouts of extremely loose, almost liquid diarrhea which exits the victims asshole at near the speed of light similar to a giant stream of a feces infused urine that cannot be held back after a undeterminable point in time. Thus a victim of POMA may or may not be able to hold it back until the they reach a toilet, hide, or protect others from the god-awful stench.

“Dude, that Chili we ate last night gave me a such a bad case of POMA that it shot out my ass so fast it ricocheted off the toilet water and back up onto the toilet seat and the cheeks of my ass. It was bad bro!”

by TREV. February 22, 2023