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Plum

A short little fat kid who usually sucks at life. He also makes fun of other fat people to make himself feel good. Also he has no life and does random activities.
You are such a Plum, you are 4ft 11 and weigh 150 lbs, And all you do is play poker and fantasy football and you are bad at both.
by JAZZYFIZZLE September 5, 2005
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A swollen vagina. Usually induced by sufficient pounding by an abnormally large penis. May also come about by trying to masturbate with large objects such as a bat or an elephant trunk.
Person 1: Why is Sally limping?

Person 2: I gave her a plum last night.

Person 1: ooh ouch....

Person 2 I know right....it was nasty
by T33P33 August 23, 2011
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Plum

Plum is an overflowing repository of superlatives and exaggerations with an oustanding magnitutude of annoyingness.
Plum's parents are reupted to own absolutely, just loads and loads of just simply amazing and really expensive antiques, probably more than anyone else in the world.
by tom_snurge August 10, 2006
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It's actually a very rare kind of keyboard no longer being manufactured.
Unlike most keyboards, the PLUM keyboard organizes keys in a square grid, as opposed to the staggered rows of a typewriter.
It also goes up to the F15 key.
Layout:

PLUMtbCFGQ
READONTHIS
KJVB,.WXYZ
Where t is tab and b is backspace.
by TheBrony27 May 20, 2013
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Plum is a town in Pennsylvania. Most of the kids that go to plum are snobby bitches. To be fair though, not all of them are like that. But some are annoying af. The boys that go to plum are terrible at relationships and just talk about how “thick” their wieners are. If you date a plum boy and break up with him, they will most likely end up with someone else the next day. That is because the people who go to plum are usually desperate which makes it easier for people to find my relationships.

But those are just the cons of plum. Plum is a good fruit that taste really good. The plum girls soccer team is pretty good. We will give em that.
Oh, your from plum. I think we should break up and never talk to each other again.

Sorry, I don’t speak plum.
by Honda Pilot October 11, 2019
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Plum is the name given to a cute girl with a great laugh who likes to talk about lots of awesome things and is easily confused by loud noises
That girl, she is such a plum
by the_terminator March 8, 2011
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The sound of balls hitting the ass during butt sex
My plums are so loud my neighbors thought it was a construction site
by Russian-Player May 2, 2009
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