Plum 

A short little fat kid who usually sucks at life. He also makes fun of other fat people to make himself feel good. Also he has no life and does random activities.

You are such a Plum, you are 4ft 11 and weigh 150 lbs, And all you do is play poker and fantasy football and you are bad at both.

Plum by JAZZYFIZZLE September 5, 2005

Plum 

A swollen vagina. Usually induced by sufficient pounding by an abnormally large penis. May also come about by trying to masturbate with large objects such as a bat or an elephant trunk.

Person 1: Why is Sally limping?

Person 2: I gave her a plum last night.

Person 1: ooh ouch....

Person 2 I know right....it was nasty

Plum by T33P33 August 23, 2011

Plum 

Plum is an overflowing repository of superlatives and exaggerations with an oustanding magnitutude of annoyingness.

Plum's parents are reupted to own absolutely, just loads and loads of just simply amazing and really expensive antiques, probably more than anyone else in the world.

Plum by tom_snurge August 10, 2006

PLUM 

It's actually a very rare kind of keyboard no longer being manufactured.
Unlike most keyboards, the PLUM keyboard organizes keys in a square grid, as opposed to the staggered rows of a typewriter.
It also goes up to the F15 key.

Layout:

PLUMtbCFGQ
READONTHIS
KJVB,.WXYZ
Where t is tab and b is backspace.

PLUM by TheBrony27 May 20, 2013

Plum 

Plum is a town in Pennsylvania. Most of the kids that go to plum are snobby bitches. To be fair though, not all of them are like that. But some are annoying af. The boys that go to plum are terrible at relationships and just talk about how “thick” their wieners are. If you date a plum boy and break up with him, they will most likely end up with someone else the next day. That is because the people who go to plum are usually desperate which makes it easier for people to find my relationships.

But those are just the cons of plum. Plum is a good fruit that taste really good. The plum girls soccer team is pretty good. We will give em that.

Oh, your from plum. I think we should break up and never talk to each other again.

Sorry, I don’t speak plum.

Plum by Honda Pilot October 11, 2019

plum 

Plum is the name given to a cute girl with a great laugh who likes to talk about lots of awesome things and is easily confused by loud noises

That girl, she is such a plum

plum by the_terminator March 8, 2011

Plum 

The sound of balls hitting the ass during butt sex

My plums are so loud my neighbors thought it was a construction site

Plum by Russian-Player May 2, 2009