A swollen vagina. Usually induced by sufficient pounding by an abnormally large penis. May also come about by trying to masturbate with large objects such as a bat or an elephant trunk.
Person 1: Why is Sally limping?
Person 2: I gave her a plum last night.
Person 1: ooh ouch....
Person 2 I know right....it was nasty
Person 2: I gave her a plum last night.
Person 1: ooh ouch....
Person 2 I know right....it was nasty
by T33P33 August 19, 2011