pistol

verb: to call pistol. the alternative to calling shotgun, to call the bitch seat in the middle of two people in the back. usually said in a gay accent.

friend 1: "i call shotgun!"
friend 2: "damn... i call pistol!"

by corzeske February 18, 2011

pistol

A debonair, undeniably classy man who stays with the times without being motarded and trendy. He has many women and always is on the move. He might typically drive a BMW motorcycle and wear aviators. Other times he's in a tuxedo with his silver Murcielago. He's the American version of the England's James Bond.

Guy1: Oh my god! Did you see how that guy just made a 400 foot jump with $500 loafers and a Cuban cigar in his mouth?!

Guy2: Holy shit! That guy's a PISTOL!

by Rob Sanderz April 21, 2008

pistol

1. one who constantly picks out chicks to eff.
2. a classy connoisseur of all necessities.

Damn, pistol just got taken into the girls' pool locker room!

by kevin gardner September 26, 2007

pistol

when 2 guys swing their dicks against each other during sex

the pistol position feels so good

by oak kamb August 18, 2021

pistol

Similar to shotgun and knife, it refers to a seating a car, this time meaning the back right window seat of the car.

I call pistol since he called shotgun.

by Marticus April 6, 2007

pistol

when 2 guys swing their dicks against each other during sex

the pistol position feels so good

by oak kamb August 18, 2021

pistol

1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating

1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol

by Frank Oveltreer August 25, 2013