Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.
Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad Gary: As am I
🍍 The pineapple is a symbol of the marijuana/stoner culture and community. It has two origins. On the social community reddit, the r/trees sub-reddit uptokes appear to look like tiny pineapples. Those who associate with the subculture may sometimes put stickers on their laptops or cars with the symbol. Pineapples were also seen as a symbol of hospitality in colonial America and were given as gifts, so it represents the "we" in "weed".
Stoner: "Yo dude, look at that pineapple sticker on that car. Isn't that the r/trees symbol?"
Other Stoner: "Yeah! The people on there are so chill!"
The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.
PINEAPPLE
A common safeword used in heavy, kinky, sexual escapades. Should NOT be used if one of your sex toys if in fact, a pineapple
#Pineapple #Safeword #ToTheLanding
Mr Garrison, please remove that gerbil from my anus. No, no NOOO!!! Pineapple, PINEAPPLE!!!!!