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PHD

My boyfriend has a PHD, and im not talking school wise.
by SO6001 August 16, 2010
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PHD

Pumpkin Head Delux- an ass beating so bad that your own mother won't recognize you. (turning your head into a pumpkin)
Person 1: "Man that nigga day day snitched on us!"
Person 2: "Aw fuck that, let's give that nigga a PHD fassst!!"
by Brettster July 23, 2008
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PHD

During missionary position sex, the male grabs the females ankles, straightens her legs, and fans them together and apart as if he was operating a post hole digger (PHD).
After months of dating, Thad finally got his PHD from his girlfriend.
by varada12001 August 21, 2006
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PHD

PHD is usually confused by many people as something entirely different. A PHD is when you get a high qualification, a doctorate. It is usually mistaken for standing for 'Pretty Huge Dick'
<Shower room, Cambridge University>
Dr.Ralph: Whoa! Where'd you get your PHD?
Dr. Paedo: It was actually at this University not long ago. A proud acheivement!
Dr Ralph: Ahh, A late bloomer where you? Well I wish mine was as big!
Dr. Paedo: huh? You have one too!
Dr Ralph: Well thanks, but yours is much bigger, its huge!
Dr. Paedo: What are we talking about here?
Dr. Ralph: Your PHD...pretty huge dick?
Dr. Paedo: Oh haha! I'm afraid my poor friend that you have been misinformed. PHD is a qualification such as ours! A doctorate!
Dr. Ralph: Oh I see!!!
by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005
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PHD

Persistent hater degree. Someone who persistently hates on the next man for having something he don't possess.
Mike:Stay away from Ron. I heard he had a PHD.
Vinny: Yeah I know, Ron has always been a hater.
by boo&brasen May 17, 2012
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PHD

Dayton- man my bush was flaking all over this morning.
Brady- yeah man you got that PHD shit.
by BradySesselman October 7, 2008
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PHD

Acronym for "Post-Hibbs Dump."
Hibbs is the dining hall at VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University), a state school in Richmond, VA. As you can guess, the food there is pretty foul, and shortly after eating there, you often have to take a nasty shit.
"Hey Jonny Z., how did that weird veggie lasagne treat you?"
"Let me put it this way dude - As soon as we get back to Johnson Hall, I'm gonna get my PHD."
by GullibleZine April 6, 2007
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