A nice way of saying:
"I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn."

It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research.

Some guy: Ugh, I can't solve this 3rd order partial differential equation...

Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate.

PhD by LilHizzle October 13, 2011

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P- pretty

H- hard
D- dick

" mom I've got a PHD"
"really in what"
"my pants"

PHD by frenchfryguy November 8, 2018

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PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage

Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o

PhD by -Unknown- o.o; December 28, 2007

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Playa hater's degree

Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club
Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd

phd by Koffi January 1, 2006

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