Pharaoh Fuck

In BDSM, the ultimate power-trip sexual position for the alpha male. Named after the Egyptian pharaohs, who were worshipped as livings gods, and also because of the triangle shape of the sexual position; the top of the pyramid being the leading man’s penis. The position requires 4 people - an alpha male, a submissive girl, and two submissive males. The act consists of the two submissive males lying on the floor, on their backs, usually with only their heads protruding from underneath the foot of a bed, looking straight up. The female will kneel on the bed with her face down and ass up ready to be taken from behind. The alpha male stands barefoot on the faces of the two submissive males (one foot on each face; heels to foreheads) while fucking the submissive girl from behind. The stance signifies the alpha male's undisputed dominance over other males and his mastery of women. The feeling of the faces of other people under your feet, being used as your floor and fuck mat, while a submissive girl obediently presents herself for your pleasure is the ultimate power trip – you’re now a living god.

You two, down on the floor, you on the bed. I feel the need for a pharaoh fuck.

by chattelslave September 2, 2011

Pharaoh's Pet

A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.

We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.

by wca June 10, 2011

Pharaoh's Revenge

1) Nearly defecating one's self to death as a result of bad water, bad food, or any other airborne illness while in a third world country named Egypt.

2) The ill-shits.

3) Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, but in Egypt not Mexico. And generally far, far worse.

Dan got the Pharaoh's Revenge so bad he needed Cipro to stay alive.

That poor SOB was the Pharoah's favorite; he got the Pharoah's Revenge so many times, he barely left the pot while in Egypt.

by Dan Weissman July 24, 2008

Pharaoh the rapper

Pharaoh is the other half of the west coast teenage rap group named Manishboyz and produces a lot of young artists on the southern part of California. Manishboyz is very big in the underground "jerkin" hip-hop movement. He has worked with a lot of young artists from a wide selection of genres. He has alot of music he has produced and also has his own projects with group such as New Boyz, SBLA, Red Lights Ent. and more.

"Have you heard that new jerkin song by Manishboyz with Pharaoh the rapper?"

by Manishboyz May 17, 2010

Pharaoh's Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma's Revenge, it is the one everlasting plague that Pharaoh got on the Jews through their ritual eating of matzah, resulting in week-long constipation.

Jake: Dude, where have you been the past 2 hours?

Levi: Sorry, had a bad case of Pharaoh's Revenge from last night's seder.

by TexanTerp May 9, 2011

pharaoh project

A project with grandiose goals, long duration, huge headcount, and high casualty rate.

With the economy this bad, I need to get on a pharaoh project until it recovers.

by Darin Buck June 9, 2009

pharaoh's burial

Taking a shit, wrapping it up in toilet paper (mummifying it) then shoving it up your partner's anus.

Adam, give me a pharaoh's burial.

by epicnewmeme January 11, 2016