Pffft

Exclamation ( /pft/ also /pffft/ and /pfffffft/ depending on level of exclamation)

1. Expressing astonishment or admiration
2. Expressing agreement
3. Expressing skepticism
4. Expressing affirmation
5. Expressing uncertainty
6. Expressing joy
7. Requesting or attempting to garner a response.
*endless possibilities*

Examples:

1 - '"Mozzarella sticks on Howard?!" "Pffft!" he cried enthusiastically.
2 - Person 1: 'Is that shrimp po boy any good?' Person 2: 'Pffft!'
3 - Person 1: 'I met the best, most respectable girl ever! She's totally a keeper.' Person 2: 'Pffft.'
4 - Q: 'are we you going out tonight?' A: 'Pffft!'
5 - Q: 'are they open past 3:00am?' A: 'Pffft.'
6 - 'Pfffffffffft!'
7 - 'what's the plan for tonight? Pffft!?'

by Johnny A-list 3.29.14 May 11, 2014

Pffft

A noise favourably used either in disbelief or as a pre-sound to laughter. Often an aggresive way of saying I disagree and of course for those of the population who feel obliged to try and hold in their laughter use this word.

'pfffHAHAHA!'

'I rule this game!' ' Pffft, yeh right'

by Zoidy August 8, 2007

pffft

A WORD used when one is sick of using big words- and needs a quick fix. When he/she does not feel like typing a smart ass remark. 1.) frustration 2.) whatever 3.) ahh shit 5.) dont be a dumbass 6.) too flipping funny! 7.) no shit! etc....

him: "You can't handle it."
her: pffft! (whatever)

by blessed614 February 18, 2010

Pffft

Abbreviation for first world problems.

"This is the third phone I've broken this month."
"Pffft."

by Foxiewoxie September 5, 2016

pffft

the sound hellcat makes when his brain shuts down after he's been verbally bested.

Hellcat, Helos pwzned you!

pffft

by bunny November 13, 2003

pffft

Shut up, cause I dont give a fuck, and your a joker to think that I care about what your saying.

"Can you do the dishes?"

"Pffft."

by FunnyMan!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! July 20, 2009

pffft

a sound of disaproval by a stupid german

she said: "i hate your accent"
he replied: "Pffft"

by sweet11808 March 17, 2009