Peterson

A unit of measurement of 77 1/4 inches in length created by V. (Pete) Peterson on January 12,2010. He is 77 1/4 inches in heigth.

I am 1 Peterson in length. Which means I am 77 1/4 inches long.

by ark_chic2010 January 12, 2010

Peterson

A term used to describe someone children who have down-syndrome. With the tendency to latch on to somebody emotionally and lashing out against anyone who competes with them for attention.

Matt: Do you guys know WTF is wrong with Kyle?
Zach: I have no clue he just needs to stop being hostile to everyone besides Shane!
Shane: Well to be fair he is a Peterson

by POOSY 4 HAMMY September 30, 2011

Peterson

A person who gives you half credit on work you turn in one day late becasue you were absent.

A teacher who gives you an average of 2.3 worksheets a day

A teacher who makes you read a random WWII book

A hardcore gamer, who can beat Mazzie in Halo 3

Sucks at dancing

YYYYOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Wow, thats so much homework, stop being such a Peterson.

by clayton Merritt March 9, 2009

Peterson

A last name common among inbreed people.

He must be a Peterson,(under breathe) fuckin inbreed

by Cockerdo Don October 13, 2017

Peterson

To check your phone while riding your bike, losing sight of the road and causing you to ride into non-moving inanimate objects, such as parked cars.

"Somebody called me when I was riding to class. I had to answer blindly and hope it wasn't my crazy X because I didn't want to pull a Peterson."

by yayc0 June 12, 2014

Peterson

Brutally excessive verbosity

With deft use of Petersonism Mr. Shapiro won the argument.

by William Michael Phacawuf September 17, 2018

Peterson

Kind ass and selfless till the point of being dumb

Teacher: "i will go up stairs to bring your soup"

*hangs-up phone*

Peterson :"ok i will go down"

by Fuck boiii lol kill hanzel August 19, 2019