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perform'nt

Not functioning well or as expected. A play on words of "perform ain't" meaning it ain't performant.
We are such a perform'nt team, we never win any of our matches.
by sheepylolz November 18, 2023
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A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.
Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.
by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007
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Go perform

This term is used by Reggie Cuhh on Youtube and it means to go fuck a girl
Im finna go to this girl house cause her parents not there. Im finna go perform
by Trained_Assasion May 25, 2022
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km perform

A charter school part of KMHS.

The school is for "The arts". Which seems cool to people who actually enjoy the arts, but lets face it. The chances of a student attending become a famous artist/writer/actor/singer?? Like one in a billion. Congrats, you just wasted some of the most important years of your life on a hobby.

Now for the people. 90% of them have colored hair, and when you're walking through the KM hallways and see someone with bright pink hair, u know. Many of them have different sexualities, but that's ok no judgement needed. There are also many people who consider themselves the opposite gender, but whatever. Then there's the select few that don't consider themselves a gender, or have some crazy made up sexualities. Listen, I'll respect your gender & sexuality, but if you tell me you're "Non-Binary" or some shit like that, I'm probably gonna walk away.

As far as the teachers, they're ok. The classes are usually normal, besides the fact that most of the students are behind. Some work hard, truly they do, but others, eh.They might graduate. But that's not my problem. They also have seminars, but some seminars focused around memes. Yes, you read that right. MEMES. Not sure how this is gonna help when ur trying to get into college, but who knows. Maybe some admission representative at some far away college is going to look at a transcript and say, "Woah this person took a class on memes? Give them a full ride scholarship!" Doubtful, but who knows.
Did you see that kid with green hair?
- Yeah, must be from km perform
by sillysillysillgirl123 June 17, 2017
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to pull/perform an O'reilly

to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.
to pull/perform an O'reilly means, to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.

Bill: ...most Americans are not racist!
Kristen: Okay, really? How many black Friends do you have?
Bill: If you think Most Americans are racist I'm ashamed of you!
Kristen: Well Bill I didn't say that.
Bill: You just did!
Comment: Well, Bill yust pulled a classic O'Reilly on this one.
by lem0ne December 23, 2015
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i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore
I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.
by Orso March 13, 2021
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Performance activism

When someone uses a “woke” cause to ensure their social media following knows that they care... when actually, all they care about is their influencer status and the amount of like they’ll get.
“Hey, have you seen that Guy is constantly posting about this cause on his feed?”
“Yeah, of course... they have to at least LOOK like they care. Performance activism is his forte. That’s perfect follower material, right there!”
by MisSTeresaGreen June 9, 2020
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