Pemis 

Penis but with an M instead of an N

Me:I used my pemis to hump your mom last night
Bob:WHAT!?

Pemis by The real Z3RO July 26, 2022

Pemis 

Penis but it has am M instead of an N

Me:I used my pemis to hump your mom last night
Bob:WHAT!?

Pemis by The real Z3RO July 26, 2022

pemis butthole 

the correct thing to say when nobody is talking on a discord server and u need to get the ball rolling

nobody:
me: pemis butthole

pemis butthole by nothsaton May 1, 2019

Malding pemis

The crust that forms when you're not hygienic.

Guy 1: Yo check out my MALDING PEMIS!
Dude 2: Bro I love the cheese mate.

Malding pemis by 28 city October 7, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017