permabulker

A person who is perpetually in a muscle building phase, which entails eating surplus calories during the course of their weight lifting program.
This person will never go on a diet for various reasons such as:

- they don't want to lose muscle and strength

- they want to look big and intimidating in clothes

- they are delusional about their true body composition, believing they are mostly muscle.

- they have a strong appetite and dieting is too mentally hard

Permabulkers will often sport a beer belly and man boobs to go along with their big arms. When they look in the mirror they do not see this however, as progress to this level of body fat happened very slowly over a long period of time and the ego has adapted accordingly.

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Ripped guy: When are you going to go on a diet?

Permabulker: Once I hit 250 lbs body weight, I will then cut down to 220 lbs with abs

Ripped guy: LOL, are you joking, you will need to diet down to 185lbs to see any kind of ab definition, you fat delusional permabulker!

by oncewerebulkers October 3, 2013

permaboing

per-mah-boing
noun

1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.

1. "Dude, that chick was hot, I had total permaboing."

2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."

by N. Bivens + D. Niles August 11, 2006

permablush

When one blushes too much, leading to constantly being red in the cheeks.

She was so flattered that she had a permablush from that point on

by M. Davey February 19, 2003

Permabanned

To be removed from the Vestibule with force, and often against one's will, until the end of time.

Insert tasteless/offensive Vestibule joke here

Permabanned!

by SuperSaiyajinNess October 30, 2003

Permabulk

Forever bulking: training strength without any regard for bodyfat, building plenty of muscle *and* fat, but never cutting down on the fat. Often an excuse for eating poorly.

What the hell, Jorgen's a powerlifter but he's wolfing down an entire pizza?
Yeah, man, he's permabulking, he doesn't care one bit about his physique.

by thomasripper June 28, 2016

permabuzz

Maintaining a blood alcohol level above .10 for 48 hours or more.

That dude had the permabuzz goin last week in Cancun.

by gsg94 January 10, 2010

permaborrow

Verb: to borrow, in a permanent manner. To borrow with neither inclination nor intent to return.

Last summer, I permaborrowed my buddy's sweater.

by Scaryberry January 21, 2004