pearl harbor

after having sex with you partner doggy style, spit on her back, your partner, thinking you have ejaculated, turns around while you then shoot your wad on her face, thus giving her a lazy eye.

Sara was pissed at John when he gave her a pearl harbor

by Burt Reynolds234 July 2, 2005

Pearl Harbor

While having sex with your partner, withdraw seconds before ejaculating. Run to the nearest person(roomate, sibling, parent, child), and unload on said person, resulting in an unexpected bombing.

Jarrod was so bored while trying to please his woman that he decided to perform a Pearl Harbor on her 4 year old daughter.

by Moranzo Llamas August 29, 2003

Pearl Harbor

When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.

Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.

by joshgreenrules January 11, 2006

pearl harbor

1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.

Pearl harbor sucked.

by Adrian July 7, 2006

Pearl harbor

When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".

Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"

by Wutsgood33 June 2, 2016

Pearl Harbor

When you are giving anal, but before you cum, you spit on their back making them think you cum. as they turn around you blow a surprise attack into their face.

i was upset so i gave her a pearl harbor last night.

by cvillecracker69 July 12, 2012

Pearl Harbor

A Hawaiian-style pizza with Jalapenos.

Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.

by Lurr Rrul February 5, 2012