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A European. Used to describe people who can't seem to prevent their tea from being thrown into the harbor.
The fuck is this Pean doing here?

Get this Pean!
Pean by PorkFR September 10, 2020
A name for a person that looks very similar to Mr Bean...
Hey, Pean, you look like Mr Bean ooooaooooaooooo
Pean by J Dawg & K Dawg March 22, 2026

pean dick 

its were your willy is shaped like a peanut even when it is hard
my pennis really like pean dick
pean dick by nathan smithyyy July 2, 2008

Pean-Butt 

Gay males who like it in the butt with other males. But females like it in the butt so they are normal and are not pean-butts.
Elton John is a Pean-Butt!

P P P P P Pean-Butt
Pean-Butt by Mcryan76 October 18, 2006

pean wash 

when your penis is washed either by the wetness of a girl's mouth or by the wetness of the girls vagina. Also, may be used as a wager in a friendly bet.
I'm so glad I'm hanging out with Shirley tonight because I know I will get my pean washed.

Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.

I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.
pean wash by mypeanisclean September 3, 2009

Pean-Butt 

A wonderfully sophisticated abrveation for peanut butter.
I added some pean-butt to my yogurt, and now I have pean-butt-yog! There’s nothing better than pean-butt on toast!
Pean-Butt by Ahnclur June 17, 2018