When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.
Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”
Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”
by Smokeythefuckclown May 21, 2022
The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!
by theatre kid January 1, 2011
When you apply a light layer of peanut butter to your genitalia and let your partner go to town on your schlong
by LongSchlongJohnson November 10, 2017
When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.
Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.
by pb and j sex October 16, 2014
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the act of slathering one's male genetalia with peanut butter in order to ellicit oral sex from furry animals (most often househod pets.)
it's an arcronym.
it's an arcronym.
"dude your out of peanut butter!...why's your dog looking so logy?"
" oh, we've been PB n J-ing it all weekend."
" oh, we've been PB n J-ing it all weekend."
by starn studio November 4, 2005
by ak harry March 19, 2005