However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys
A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.
Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever
Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.