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A patty is another name for a girl.

However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys

A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.

Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever

Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”

Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”

Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring
Patty by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022
Patty is a GOD and a sexy beast. Great at any sport he competes in and an amazing person in athletics. HE is a perfect man and a ABSOLUTE GOD.
Bro did you see patty he is an absolute GOD.
Patty by Patty is a beast September 19, 2015
The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.
He Gave me the wrong order at Wendy's! Fuck that Patty!
Patty by MikeyTheAwes0me March 7, 2011
When take a combination of adderal and a Percocet.
Yo playa I took a pattybefore we went out last night I was turnt up !!!!
Patty by MR 5150 March 6, 2017
the malayalam word for dog...often used to call someone a moron or idiot...sometimes similar to the word bitch
SHUT UP! You're such a patty!
or
Hey patty, go make me a sandwich!
patty by Cool as a Mule August 5, 2010
We just came from the river and there were a bunch of pattys swimming down there.
patty by eeeee990 February 23, 2008