parole hold

1:A word used by prisoners, or parolee to decribe
someone or something holding on to something for a
longtime; 2: Tight restrication, possesion of, to
hold on to something for a longtime.
1: A parolee in the free world might have many
restrictions, or tight guidelines placed on him.
Biff can't have a cellphone/ pager,or going into
Liquerstores. If he wants travel outside a 60 mile
radius of his home, he must notify his parole officer
Biff: " The Man has gotta Parole Hold on me!"
2: Bogarting a Joint.
"Chad has a Parole Hold on that joint!"
3: A controling girlfriend / or boyfriend.
Tad can't go out with the boys anymore,
Britney has a Parole Hold on him.
by v83image December 30, 2005
Get the parole hold mug.

parole the Huxtables

To take a dump, preferably a large one, with a nugget for every member of the Huxtable household. Some "parole officers" have even gone as far as naming them before the final flush into society.
Man, I have got to go parole the Huxtables, those chimichangas really jacked my guts up.
by METALHEAD74 May 19, 2006
Get the parole the Huxtables mug.

Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 09, 2019
Get the Parole Gold mug.

Panty Parole

noun: 1: The female equivalent of freeballing.

2: When a women doesn't wear undergarments.
I hear BreAnne was on panty parole. Her skirt flipped up and Troy saw everything.
by Adatro May 19, 2009
Get the Panty Parole mug.

jackrabbit parole

Canadian prison slang for escaping lawful custody.
Inmate 1:"I never saw DooDoo at count this morning man."
Inmate 2:"Yeah man he made jackrabbit parole after lights out last night."
by Jimmyjoe March 01, 2005
Get the jackrabbit parole mug.

Back door parole

''He got away by back door parole''
by Neacher May 18, 2013
Get the Back door parole mug.

Back door parole

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.
Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!
by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015
Get the Back door parole mug.