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Pank

While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.
“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”
by SexyA$$bruh November 25, 2020
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Pank

The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'

Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'

Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'

Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
by Sticky Jam May 30, 2013
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panked

When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.
The snow was so panked I could hardly shovel it.
by Pzzzzz November 25, 2011
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Pank

The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"

these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"

Push one out while you Pull one off

A Tug and a Turd
"Hes been in there for ages, whats he doing?"

"hes blatently having a pank"
by Marson June 24, 2007
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Pank

The art of mastubating (wanking) whilst excreting (pooing)
Wanking + Pooing = Panking
Lang: Corr I had a right good Pank last night

Jax: What are you on about??

Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time
by Paul Lancaster May 1, 2008
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pank pank

a word that is used to describe sexual activity
Meagan got some pank pank last night after her date with Freddy.
by MaryCourtAdrienMeagan January 12, 2008
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Pank

- Stop being a pank!
by papipookz August 12, 2019
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