Paki Smashing

When a group of people typically of white ethnicity and usually a prominent member of the EDL (English Defence League). They routinely spend their time hunting down, beating up and in extreme occasionally killing people of colour.

John: "Yo wanna go paki smashing ?"

Phil: "Yesssss mate let's get the dirty cunts!!!"

John: "Lets go!"

names are of typical EDL members

by ctrl-x October 7, 2021

Paki Sword

A sword typically used by pakis
best example would be a Scimitar.
(The ones used by the guards in Alladin)

"He was a fat paki with a big mustache and a paki sword."

by Mo Money August 26, 2005

paki-style

paki-style (adj.) – a position in which the poon is pumped doggie style while watching oneself in the mirror.

Roland sure digs getting her paki-style.

by Penguin Fukker July 30, 2007

paki slap

a paki slap is like apimp slap but instead of using baby powder you use curry powder hence the name paki slap

copyright damien robinson and james taylor

james: damien you cock munching peado
'damien says nothing and leaves the room'
james: where you going faggot?
damien: you cheeky fucker 'slap'
james: why is my face burning?
damien: you just been paki slapped bitch!
james: im going blind
damien: lmao =

by damien robinson and james taylor January 18, 2008

Paki Squeal

A Paki Squeal is the noise given off by a Paki when you have it by the throat.

How to make a Paki Squeal more?

(1) Release the grip on its throat on and off to give it some air.

by Tits up August 29, 2011

Paki-Split

Hair style that affects young South Asian men as they age, characterized by a big deep hair split in the middle of the head and is more covered in gray hair then the rest of their head. Seems to happen faster after becoming an Uncle.

Raj: Did you see Purpal tonight, wow he is really aging?
Hanji: I know, you can see his Paki-Split is really coming in nicely.
Raj: Yes it's really deep, I hope mine is as good as his when I'm his age.

by desi2010 July 20, 2010

Paki Shagger

Someone who goes out of their way to have relations with an asian. Usually for some sort of reaction (for the most part a hobby undertaken by middle class girls)

Nah mate, wouldn't touch her with your barge pole, she's had most of karachi for fucks sake.

by Fat Shady June 27, 2004