P.I.L.F.

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

P.I.L.F.

President I'd Like To Fuck. Should Hillary win, it will be the first time in our nations history that (straight) men will be able to use this phrase PILF in regard to our commander in chief. This is revolutionary.

Hillary's looking good today in her business casual skirt. She sure is a P.I.L.F.

by Corey Feldman January 5, 2008

P.I.L.F.

"Politician I'd like to Fuck."

Have you seen those pictures of Paul Ryan shirtless? He is one fine P.I.L.F.

by chefbecker September 18, 2012

P.I.L.F

a variation of MILF or DILF but rather parent i’d like to fuck for someone with alternative pronouns to he/him or she/him

they are such a P.I.L.F

by epicswagmaster February 23, 2021

P.I.L.F

Princess I'd Like to Fuck.

Princess Kate Middleton is such a P.I.L.F

by P.I.L.F May 21, 2011