F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.

Fat Fucks Who Can't Play In Real Life.
A description of people who are so fat they can't play in real life, just on their computer.

Fat Fuck - Shall we play football tomorrow?
Avarage dude - No, you F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fuck - Ok, I see. Brb, gotta play some WoW.

by ESFUX October 4, 2007

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w.

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.

Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

by YSN Glizzy May 4, 2019

e.P.I.L.F.any

a sudden realization of a person you'd like to have sex with

I was walking down the street when i had an e.P.I.L.F.any of my friends mom.

by grappler119 November 8, 2009

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

P.D.I.F

An acronym commonly used by ana people. Stands for: Perfection Doesn't Include Food. Can be used for motivation to starve, or as a reminder of goals for an anorexic.

Someone may have P.D.I.F. on clothing and/or binders as a reminder to not eat.

by xTwigg April 16, 2007

P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

P.C.I.F.

Pubes Caught In Foreskin

The water was so cold in the pool, I ended up with P.C.I.F.

by Bonezy September 12, 2018