A play on the cunt. Australians pronounce it cant.
The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.
The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.
Absolutely shitfaced last night. I was out with the cunts from work and lashed down about 20 Ozziecants.
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Someone named Ozzie is a very handsome, intelligent guy. He has the most beautiful eyes on a guy that you'll ever see. He is very charming and can sweep any girl off their feet by just one look into those bright green eyes. He looks at people and life in a different way, and just by being around him you can tell he's someone special. He has a way with words that can touch anyone's heart. And has touched mine more times than one can count.
"Do you see that green eyed tall and amazingly handsome guy at school today?"
"He has got to be an Ozzie."
"He has got to be an Ozzie."
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by sagehen47 October 17, 2005
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1 "g'day mate"
"shutup fool, you not ozzie(aussie) you dingleberry"
2"chuck another shrimp on the barbie"
"go away bogan, we want more snags"
3"nice beater mate"
"fuck off you fillet-o-fish"
4"oi, throw us another beer"
"coming right up, asswipe"
5"hey dingus, nice ute"
"don't touch it you anal leakage"
6"your an absolute skidmark"
"get out you poof"
"shutup fool, you not ozzie(aussie) you dingleberry"
2"chuck another shrimp on the barbie"
"go away bogan, we want more snags"
3"nice beater mate"
"fuck off you fillet-o-fish"
4"oi, throw us another beer"
"coming right up, asswipe"
5"hey dingus, nice ute"
"don't touch it you anal leakage"
6"your an absolute skidmark"
"get out you poof"
by champ, sugar August 10, 2006
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