orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

orgasmatron

an evil person who masturbates all day and is a slave to nsfw videos

colby is such an orgasmatron

by thugmaster67 September 26, 2025

Orgasmatron

An Orgasmatron is a female who has a minimum of 8 squirting orgasms during sexual intercourse. Only one exists and has been heard shrieking off the coast of Wales itself. Many have documented it with recording devices as the Orgasmatron will.include with the 8 orgasms an almighty roar and a bellow that can be heard all the way across Wales itself. Very much like the yeti in that respect. A dirty sort not to messed with. Tread carefully.

Oi jock did your article on the 'Orgasmatron' make it into the national enquirer?

Oh my god I thought for a moment you were the 'Orgasmatron' the way you were shagging the shit out of me but you climaxed at only 5 babe.....
Phew.

by Taitai da fly guy February 16, 2024