ookie fist

To ejaculate on one's own fist and then punch someone in the face.

Steve: What the fuck happened last night? I can't remember a thing!
John: We got wasted as hell
Steve: Why's my face all crusty?
John: You were being a drunk asshole so i gave you a ookie fist.

by Ross Feldman April 30, 2006

ookie

A name people used to call Michael Vick for dog fighting. Like Ron Mexico for herpes, Vick used Ookie for dog fighting.

Ookie is the top dog when it comes to dog fighting.

by Shenard August 5, 2007

ookie pita

When a bunch of fraternity guys get together in a circle to jerk off onto a piece of pita bread. The last one to finish has to eat it in its entirety. As seen in Drawn Together

"Ooh let's play ookie pita! Snarf go first!"

by R3systems February 19, 2023

ookie

Another word for disgusting

Ookie that green bogey is ookie

by craig March 15, 2005

Ookie

Derived from the word spooky: meaning strange and unusual.

That ghastly cocktail made my stomach all ookie, it must have been second rate vodka.

by Avery Louis September 22, 2006

ookie dookie

A variation on the popular game ookie cookie.

A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a dookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the dookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the "ookie".

Gabe, Josh, and Jackson came over, and we engaged in a spirited round of ookie dookie.

by urbandickchinairy June 17, 2019

ookie

Ron Mexico's nickname.

Ookie drowned his dog after it lost the dogfight.

by Jammin' Jay Marshall August 3, 2007