Ortonville

Ortonville Ortonville,

Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,

Yet our GPA is not a good sight

There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,

So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”

Shout out to the library,

Where long days end,

and homework
Is never ever finished

And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”

Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS

Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs

We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.

Ortonville is where sad teenagers live

Yawhee yawhee, ortonville pride!

by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018

everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

by green923jade April 26, 2017

Parable Of The Onion

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE IN R.S EXAMS. YOU WILL NOT GET THE MARKS)

"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019

oneoneone

Expression brought into the end of a very emphatic statement, following various exclamation marks and a few ones, to further emphasize the idea that, well...you can't be seriously using the Shift key for all those exclamation marks.

That awesome mojito was fucking awesome!!!111oneoneone

by Chu Don Juan Toes August 23, 2011

cutting onions

A term used to hide the fact that you are actually crying due to being moved emotionally by implying that you are crying because someone must be cutting onions.

When Jack saw the video of the lost dog being reunited with its owner he began to tear up and exclaimed, "Who's cutting onions!"

by TheRealDealToo January 14, 2016

bk onion ring fart

When your fart smells just like Burger King onion rings. Typically happens 6-8 hours after consuming Burger King Onion Rings.

Phew!! BK onion ring fart!! I know that smell ANYWHERE!!

by luknoi October 2, 2013

bag of onions

a way to describe someone with extremely offensive body odor

Dave must have been out drinking last night, because when he started to sweat he smelled like a bag of onions.

by MStrike32 February 10, 2007