Onezan

Slang term for a whiteboy techie geek trying to be a superstar DJ.

Onezan, as in "on the one's and two's" (Onezan two's)

Coventry (UK) slang. Coined 2009.06.18

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Look at Dee to the Gee man, he's such a Onezan........

DG - Erm.........what is a Onezan, is it a new line of code?

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Whatever Onezan, now do one!

DG - Does not compute

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Onezan, go fine toon dem' Blades down at the centre!

DG - Watchin' doze Blades, havin' a Bud.......

by Uber Pippo July 23, 2009

onemanna

a one-woman band with cymbols on her tits and whoopie cushions under her pits... oh ya and a cow bell on her ass, that sings dirty songs.

"Did you hear Onemanna's new song 'vagina cold'?"

by onemanna February 14, 2012

Oneson

First born son, greatest lover,awesome friend, honourable and respectful son, the best brother a sibling could ask for

My Oneson first son , only son,only boy born amongst all girls.

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

oneBang

Meaning is in a fight knocking out the opponent with one punch, or hurting the oponent to the level he gives in or walks off (pussy)

"dont chat shit or i'll oneBang you!"

by hype kid April 13, 2010

onedankboy

Onedankboy is a trust worthy Administrator.

Onedankboy is reliable.

Onedankboy is there when you need them

Your so Onedankboy.

by O5-4| "The Scythe" May 16, 2020

onecan

A bellend that makes his mates pay for his hotel stay, always likes to get his own way and cant handle the drink, also has balls like a turkey neck

Alright mate see him over there! Thats onecan

by Jompy2018 January 24, 2018

Obesanest

A nest made on your couch by piling blankets and duvets on top of each other. A safe and comfy place where you can eat snacks and ride out periods of depression or quarantine.

"Fabian, you need to at least leave your Obesanest to shower"

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants March 16, 2020