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this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.
by Fearman May 28, 2008
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one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever
Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!
by (\o/) March 15, 2004
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one minute rule

When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.
Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”
by hbot47 November 8, 2019
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one-minute

On AIM, when you IM someone right when they sign on, and their buddy info still says that they've been online for only one minute. Most of the time people wait until it says 2 minutes, to avoid feeling like a stalker.
Sally: Omg Jason just signed on and I totally one-minuted him by accident!
Kristin: =-O STALKER!!
by Lynese March 5, 2006
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onseminate

To spray semen upon someone, thus avoiding insemination
Dude 1: How will you defeat the bear?
Dude 2: I will onseminate him, and he shall be ashamed.
by kelliq January 12, 2010
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One minute ugly

That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.
-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.

-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.
by Dundur June 11, 2017
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one minute wonder

A man who only takes a very short time to ejacualte as he is inexperienced and all around bad at sex. Also known as quick draw.
I thought Joey would be good in bed because he has good stamina as he does GCSE PE, however he turned out to be a one minute wonder.
by annanas99 February 23, 2015
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