one day

A euphemistic way of saying never.

My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex. I tell him I'll let him put it in my butt one day, but we both know it's never gonna happen.

by Not Getting In My Butt September 24, 2009

one day

Euphemistic way of saying never.

My mum told me I'll be president one day.

by One Day I'll get a name January 13, 2009

One fine day

Some day that could be anywhere between yesterday and the day you were born. It can be used as an alternative to 'The other day' at times.

One fine day we had fun at that cafeteria!

by Rawas July 1, 2018

one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)

I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...

by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011

One day

April 1st

One day we shall go on a date (April 1st)

by Ac99 March 29, 2017

One Day Weekend

A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.

School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.

by Goat The Man December 31, 2008

one day flu

Excuse to miss school for an event.

Man mom i have the one day flu.

by Orgasmic Velociraptor December 12, 2016