One finger ups

everyone shoulda know that you're hotter than volcano and inferno as its fine. slay miss maam.

"putting one finger ups bcs im a hot girlfriend and I'm fully aware bout that"

by null.nn August 25, 2022

one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.

There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!

by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005

One Finger Roman

When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice

Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you

by BoyRowe July 5, 2009

one finger up

A pose in which someone is holding up 1 finger. Indicating that they are deeply in love with Madisen

“guys looks it’s Madisen! One finger up!”

by mjbuekso May 11, 2022

One finger warning shot

A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.

Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad

Steve: quit complaining about it

Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)

(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)

Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.

by Captainjack August 7, 2013

One finger discount

Pirating something online, which is technically stealing. Comes from the phrase five finger discount, however, with pirating only a mouse click is required.

I got the one finger discount on the latest season of Game of Thrones. Let's meet up at my place later and watch a couple episodes.

by thepiratebay September 6, 2013

One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict October 14, 2011