God

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God

An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009
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To the Gods

To be on point.

To the maximum.

To the best capability.

To the highest standard.

To the T.

When something is "To the Gods" it is at its best and nothing less.
Damn, Laleeka's hair is layed To the Gods hunty!

OOO DAMN! Canleela is dressed To the Gods girl!

Damn, this food is cooked To the Gods bitch!
by paradoxpredator January 27, 2013
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God

Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.
Look at a true believer to see what this is like. They are supposed to be an example of God's love.
by Karo-san August 22, 2009
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The God

a term of endearment used to describe ones self or a loved one.
1) You seen The God Kev today?
2) Im about to get a burger, The God is starving right now.
by doooooglas September 29, 2007
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god

Did you know that the word god has over 500 definitions?
by thisnickisnotused February 06, 2010
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God

The only word with no universally accepted definition.
How many definitions of God can there be? Well, I guess I better go to god-defined.com to find out.
by god defined August 26, 2009
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